Do not come near this shirt unless you are ready to let your sass shine.
When you are the kind of person who likes to get up late and take it easy (and have an exercise routine that consists of doing diddly squats) you know that a sass a day will help to keep the basics away.
No longer will people be surprised when you explain to them that you haven't, in fact, lost your mind, but that half of it simply wandered off and the other half went looking for it.
They will not be shocked when you eat a whole cake by yourself because, let's face it, when you put in the time baking one, you can eat as much of it as you want and the extra calories don't count. You made those calories, you are the boss of them.
Wear this shirt like you're flying the Jolly Roger and let everyone know, that if they throw you to the wolves, you'll be coming back as leader of the pack.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of. It's soft and lightweight, has the exact right amount of stretch to fit comfortably without being restrictive. It's so comfortable, you'll want to wear it every day.